Best Moments in PotC 3

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Best moments anyone? Here's mine:

1/ Jack [to ragetti] : I don't need you, you scare me.

2/ Sumbhajee: [in a comical high-pitched voice] Then tomorrow... we will go to war! (this one caught the whole theatre offguard)

3/ Barbossa: [in the middle of a sword fight] Dearly beloved we are gathered here today....

4/ [Giselle and Scarlett are fighting]
Jack Sparrow: Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
[Giselle slaps Jack]
Jack Sparrow: [Scarlett slaps Jack]
[Jack turns around and slaps Gibbs]

5/ When the little pirate dude Marty fifes the cannon, gets flung backwards and falls down the hole XD

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

((*fires))

[Captain Hector Barbossa]

lol

Jack as a part of Dutchman: Nobody move! I've dropped me brain!

Jack: My peanut.

Jack: How's mum? [Jack's father holds up a shrunken head] She looks great.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I love that "I've dropped me brain" bit XD

[Sky Turner]

me too!

[Emily Runn]

Jack: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me???

Jack: I agree with, and I can't belive the words are coming out of my mouth... Captain Swann

Davy Jones: Do you fear death?
Jack Sparrow: You have no idea

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Oh yeah I forgot that one ^

Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
[Everyone looks around, finally some of the crew and Jack the monkey raise their hand]
Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them!

[Sky Turner]

Barbossa: Isla de Muerta. You shot me, remember?
Jack: No I didn't.

[Emily Runn]

lol, I remember that...

Elizabeth: [to Jack] We're real, Jack, we're really here. [Jack runs away]

Elizabeth: [to Will] ... In sickness and in health, with health being less likely...

[Maria]

Don't forget this one!

Jack: [to Mr. Gibbs] Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you wish.

[Mr. Gibbs thorws Jack's hat]

Jack: Now go get it.

That was one of my favorite parts! XD